12 reasons you should NEVER travel to Utah

LAST YEAR I roadtripped around Utah for a few weeks. How can I ever bring myself to return?

You have a strong preference for confined spaces.

A photo posted by Stephen Graham (@sgbiker464) on Apr 22, 2015 at 2:31pm PDT

You like boring backgrounds for your selfies.

Throwin’ it back on a Tuesday because this #adventure #squad is forever goals 🏆💕📸:@thatkitkatbar #findyourpark

A photo posted by Czarina Kaye (@charliekilo) on Jul 26, 2016 at 10:07am PDT

There’s nothing at all appealing about the possibilities of an empty road.

A photo posted by Megan Eyre (@meglou8) on Apr 22, 2015 at 2:45pm PDT

Adventure isn’t in your vocabulary.

A photo posted by Andrew Putt (@andrew_putt) on Apr 22, 2015 at 2:53pm PDT

You’d rather not enjoy the epic views.

A photo posted by @a_leblanc77 on Apr 22, 2015 at 2:49pm PDT

It’s just one big dry desert, right?

A photo posted by Mountain Express Magazine (@mountainexpressmag) on Apr 22, 2015 at 1:09pm PDT

You’ve see one canyon hike you’ve seen them all.

A photo posted by Mike Fatino (@tahoedynamike) on Apr 22, 2015 at 3:20pm PDT

You prefer to view your wildlife through a cage.

A photo posted by Siobhan Ensley (@the_real_siobhan_marie) on Apr 22, 2015 at 2:33pm PDT

Some of the best skiing in the world isn’t good enough for you.

A photo posted by Corey Kopischke (@coreykopischkephotography) on Mar 5, 2015 at 4:14pm PST

You’re convinced that “all sunsets are the same.”

A photo posted by QueenLes (@lesclayson) on Nov 28, 2014 at 6:15pm PST

Everyone knows the people there just sit on their butts and watch TV.

A photo posted by @layla_melissa13 on Apr 22, 2015 at 2:41pm PDT

You don’t find pampering enjoyable.

A photo posted by ♚ Million Dollar Empire ♚ (@milliondollarempire) on Apr 22, 2015 at 2:35pm PDT