LAST YEAR I roadtripped around Utah for a few weeks. How can I ever bring myself to return?
There’s nothing at all appealing about the possibilities of an empty road.
Adventure isn’t in your vocabulary.
You’d rather not enjoy the epic views.
It’s just one big dry desert, right?
You’ve see one canyon hike you’ve seen them all.
You prefer to view your wildlife through a cage.
Some of the best skiing in the world isn’t good enough for you.
You’re convinced that “all sunsets are the same.”
Everyone knows the people there just sit on their butts and watch TV.
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You don’t find pampering enjoyable.
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