14 Reasons Why You Should NEVER Travel To Portugal
1. This beach is too empty to be funny.
2. You’re not impressed by these waves. Besides, surfing is for crazy people.
3. I bet you can’t drive here.
4. Just another city by a river. Haven’t we seen too many of those?
5. What’s so special about a train station covered in tiles?
6. You’re not traveling all the way to Portugal just to have a glass of wine.
7. Codfish is disgusting.
8. A valley, a river, some vineyards, green hills… you don’t see the appeal.
9. Your life is so much more exciting than this.
10. Why try natinhas in a place where they have been making them for almost 200 years when you can make them at home?
11. A mobile bookstore. So what? Isn’t it too small?
12. You prefer modern things. Visiting one of the world’s oldest universities is not a priority.
13. Same goes for the world’s oldest bookstore.
14. Flying to a remote island just to hike? Your Facebook friends wouldn’t understand.
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