1. This beach is too empty to be funny.
2. You’re not impressed by these waves. Besides, surfing is for crazy people.
3. I bet you can’t drive here.
4. Just another city by a river. Haven’t we seen too many of those?
5. What’s so special about a train station covered in tiles?
6. You’re not traveling all the way to Portugal just to have a glass of wine.
7. Codfish is disgusting.
8. A valley, a river, some vineyards, green hills… you don’t see the appeal.
9. Your life is so much more exciting than this.
10. Why try natinhas in a place where they have been making them for almost 200 years when you can make them at home?
11. A mobile bookstore. So what? Isn’t it too small?
12. You prefer modern things. Visiting one of the world’s oldest universities is not a priority.
13. Same goes for the world’s oldest bookstore.
14. Flying to a remote island just to hike? Your Facebook friends wouldn’t understand.
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