15 Reasons You Should Never Travel To San Francisco

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4. An alley dedicated to murals? It’s probably too good to be true.

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5. It’s always foggy in San Fran, right?

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6. Good luck trying to get any decent photos.

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7. Tropical food is just an urban myth. Don’t get your hopes up.

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8. You’ll get all nostalgic when you see the painted ladies in Alamo Square.

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9. You might have fun, but will your kids?

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10. The people are super unfriendly.

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11. And super conservative.

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12. You’ll fall in love with Haight-Ashbury and never want to go anywhere else.

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13. You’ll get addicted to the tacos and burritos at La Taqueria.

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14. Alcatraz will never live up to the hype, will it?

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15. When you get back home all your friends will ditch you because you won’t stop talking about how much you love San Fran.

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