16 reasons you should never travel to Los Angeles

1. There are these weird curved holes everywhere. What’s the deal with that?

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2. You’ll cry with happiness when you try the sandwiches at Egg Slut. How embarrassing!

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I was very egg-cited to eat this

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3. How you supposed to keep cool with all that heat?

Jammin’ on a sonic the hedgehog ice cream.

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4. You won’t be able to handle L.A’s honesty.

Found a new mentor.

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5. Cities are always so dark and gloomy.

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6. It’s nothing like baywatch.

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7. You really think In-N-Out will live up to the hype?

#InNOut #Burger #AnimalStyle

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8. There’s all this weird outdoor artwork.

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9. Don’t believe those urban myths about Jim Morrison’s secret cave.

Ok, this is the coolest place in LA! This once was Jim Morrison’s secret cave #Jimmorrison #cave #colors #psychedelic #blownaway #nature #LA #malibu #california #LosAngeles #inspiring #art #graffiti

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10. It’s just beaches and more beaches. You’re better off heading to a real city.

TBT 2008 #losAngeles #LA

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11. Walking around L.A. is so boring. There’s nothing to see!

Good morning people. Buenos días pipol! #morningwalk #sunday #weho #urbanart #mural #elephant #arteurbano #elefante #LosAngeles #California #LA #sunnyday

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12. You’ll waste so much time walking up to the back of the Hollywood sign. It’s an average view at best.

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13. You’ll never eat any other ice cream after trying Milk’s ice cream sandwiches.

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14. You’ll get a severe avocado toast and waffles addiction at Dinette.

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15. You prefer to watch a movie from your lounge chair.

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16. Honestly, everything else falls short of L.A. Good luck trying to enjoy somewhere else!

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Photo: Bernardo Vega