15 reasons you should never travel to Scotland

1. You like your seafood prepackaged and frozen, and hate the thought of enjoying shellfish fresh from the boat.

Say hello to My little friends! MuaAhaHAHAhaa

A photo posted by Luisa (@luisa_borntobe) on Apr 25, 2015 at 4:03am PDT

2. Surfing some of the best waves in the world? Hmmmm, the North Sea is way too technical.

Evening glass off magic moment. #peasebay #scotland #coldwatersurf #northsea #staunchlifestyle #surfscotland #surf #sunset #beeslaarknowsbest #Scottishstreetstyle #eastcoas

A photo posted by @beeslaar on May 3, 2015 at 2:59pm PDT

3. You hate the thought of experiencing landscape from Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Harry Potter, and Game of Thrones.

the fairie glen: this magical, supernatural place surrounds you shortly after turning off the road near Uig. #Skye #vsco #vscogrid #VSCOcam #instahub #visitscotland #brilliantmoments #mytinyatlas #travelgram #igscotland #instatravel #instascotland #wanderlust

A photo posted by anthony kemp (@iamakemp) on Apr 16, 2015 at 3:14pm PDT

4. And you prefer a country with a little less drama and history.

https://instagram.com/p/02RdcCCC9Y/?taken-by=i0bi1

5. Standing here in daylight at 3am in summertime? Sounds far too risky!

Looking out over Lochnagar, Scotland. Delighted that @landrover_uk have chosen to use this picture as part of their #hibernot campaign #lochnagar #scottishhighlands #scotland #munros #ukpotd #ig_wildplace #BestMountainArtists #neverstopexploring #inspiring_photography_admired #seeforyourself #dosomethingcool #brilliantmoments #loves_adventure #mountainhardwear #ig_great_shots #spreadthevibe #lifeofadventure #folktravel #adventurethatislife #ig_great_shots #themountainsarecalling #all_shots #loves_mountains #ig_wildplace #creativevisuals #choosemountains #sociallifestyle #livelite #ig_captured #properadventure

A photo posted by @paulbrett29 on Feb 14, 2015 at 12:19pm PST

6. Watching fireworks like this every night in August is so tedious.

If you didn’t manage to get a ticket to this year’s Royal #Edinburgh Military Tattoo, get yourself to a good vantage point and enjoy some #BrilliantMoments watching the fireworks! Thanks for sharing this amazing picture @badalki.

A photo posted by @visitscotland on Aug 23, 2014 at 11:56am PDT

7. Because taking your kids to a castle that has a huge maze and zip-line would be a huge mistake.

Hedge maze at Traquair House, Innerleithen, Scotland.

A photo posted by Molly Roth (@bohemiagrl) on Oct 9, 2014 at 6:09pm PDT

8. The weather sucks. It rains everyday.

Looking out to Mull from Camus na Gael, Ardnamurchan #sea #sun #bluesky #view #scenic #shore #spring #seaside #scotland #scottishhighlands #gorse #bluesky #isleofmull #cloud #cloudscape #beach #argyll #ardnamurchan #lochaber #westcoast #igers #instascotland #brilliantmoments #f4f #likeforlike #hebrides #photooftheday #travel #colour

A photo posted by Seonaid (@seonaidcanning) on May 12, 2015 at 8:56am PDT

9. The ideal holiday is lying on a beach reading a trash mag.

Preparing for an amazing ride. Ben Damph is in the distance

A photo posted by kb (@kbrembo) on May 13, 2015 at 10:30am PDT

10. You prefer the ocean to be a little less intimidating.

https://instagram.com/p/2EFUUYQ1Er/?taken-by=smallt0wnhero

11. As a photographer you really like to work hard to get a good shot.

Last day in the Glen.

A photo posted by Greig Howitt (@greighowitt) on Feb 15, 2015 at 4:26am PST

12. Seriously the beaches are horrible.

https://instagram.com/p/1wESG6nNu7/?taken-by=amazingdestinations_uk

13. You prefer a casual stroll down to the shops and a hike with a view like this is out of the question.

New blog post up about hiking in #Scotland. The Cobbler is part of the Arrochar Alps in the #Trossachs National Park, less than an hour from Glasgow. Perfect day for the first hike of the season! Link in bio.

A photo posted by Hana Juliann (@lifegotmelike_) on Apr 24, 2015 at 5:49am PDT

14. Laughing your socks off for an entire month of festivities in Edinburgh? No thanks, that’s too weird.

Don't miss! Traditional balloon sword fighting! Every day on the Royal Mile and Grassmarket in #Edinburgh! The #Fringe runs until August 25th and we’d love you to share some of the strange and wonderful things you’ve seen!

A photo posted by @visitscotland on Aug 15, 2014 at 4:10am PDT

15. Stunning picturesque fishing villages? Nah, not for you.

Colourful Tobermory enjoying some Spring sunshine.

A photo posted by Allan (@allanmac__) on Apr 15, 2015 at 10:39pm PDT