1. You like your seafood prepackaged and frozen, and hate the thought of enjoying shellfish fresh from the boat.

Say hello to My little friends! MuaAhaHAHAhaa

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2. Surfing some of the best waves in the world? Hmmmm, the North Sea is way too technical.

3. You hate the thought of experiencing landscape from Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Harry Potter, and Game of Thrones.

4. And you prefer a country with a little less drama and history.

https://instagram.com/p/02RdcCCC9Y/?taken-by=i0bi1

5. Standing here in daylight at 3am in summertime? Sounds far too risky!

6. Watching fireworks like this every night in August is so tedious.

7. Because taking your kids to a castle that has a huge maze and zip-line would be a huge mistake.

Hedge maze at Traquair House, Innerleithen, Scotland.

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8. The weather sucks. It rains everyday.

9. The ideal holiday is lying on a beach reading a trash mag.

Preparing for an amazing ride. Ben Damph is in the distance

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10. You prefer the ocean to be a little less intimidating.

https://instagram.com/p/2EFUUYQ1Er/?taken-by=smallt0wnhero

11. As a photographer you really like to work hard to get a good shot.

Last day in the Glen.

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12. Seriously the beaches are horrible.

https://instagram.com/p/1wESG6nNu7/?taken-by=amazingdestinations_uk

13. You prefer a casual stroll down to the shops and a hike with a view like this is out of the question.

14. Laughing your socks off for an entire month of festivities in Edinburgh? No thanks, that’s too weird.

15. Stunning picturesque fishing villages? Nah, not for you.

Colourful Tobermory enjoying some Spring sunshine.

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