18 Reasons You Should NEVER Travel To Southeast Alaska

1. It’s just trees. Nothing but the largest National Forest in the United States.

A photo posted by Sitka Conservation Society (@sitkawild) on Oct 14, 2015 at 11:52pm PDT

2. Nothing interesting to find in those trees.

A photo posted by Shelby Huff (@beartracksandbackpacks) on Sep 1, 2015 at 11:41pm PDT

3. Bears fishing on salmon runs? There are greater shows on earth.

A photo posted by Carlos Navarro (@carlosnavarrophotos) on Sep 22, 2015 at 7:53pm PDT

4. Besides, there isn’t much to do in such a remote land.

A photo posted by @idontevenknower on Jun 23, 2015 at 7:36pm PDT

5. I mean, it’s surrounded by water. But it’s too cold to go swimming.

A photo posted by SE Alaska Conservation Council (@southeast_ak_wild) on Jun 28, 2015 at 8:41am PDT

6. And there are glaciers, but, again, you can see those anywhere.

A photo posted by Jan🇦🇺 (@janmarshallsmith) on Oct 30, 2015 at 5:32pm PDT

7. You’re not going to meet anyone new exploring uninhabited islands.

A photo posted by The Boat Company (@theboatcompany) on Jul 30, 2015 at 2:55pm PDT

8. It’s not like anything exciting ever happens just looking at water either.

A photo posted by SE Alaska Conservation Council (@southeast_ak_wild) on Oct 6, 2015 at 4:25pm PDT

9. And the water is not that impressive.

A photo posted by Colorado Kayak Supply (@cks_online) on Nov 4, 2015 at 12:45pm PST

10. You can’t just go shopping for dinner. You have to catch it yourself.

A photo posted by Sitka Conservation Society (@sitkawild) on Oct 14, 2015 at 11:56pm PDT

11. Seriously, all these people do is hang out in boats and fish.

A photo posted by Sarah Bass (@sareichrn) on Oct 26, 2015 at 6:51pm PDT

12. It doesn’t even get truly dark at night.

A photo posted by Steve Eginoire (@eginoire_photo) on Nov 2, 2015 at 9:27am PST

13. And you can’t just drive everywhere. You have to take a boat.

A photo posted by SE Alaska Conservation Council (@southeast_ak_wild) on Apr 28, 2015 at 7:31pm PDT

14. Or a plane.

A photo posted by Jess Davila (@davilanator) on Aug 10, 2015 at 5:09pm PDT

15. It rains all day, every day. No sun to see here.

A photo posted by Kindred Souls (@trailsoflife) on Aug 29, 2015 at 3:52pm PDT

16. No solitude, peace or tranquility to be found either.

A photo posted by Ian Provo (@ianprovo) on Jun 2, 2015 at 11:58am PDT

17. I mean, what fun is it to hang out with age-old trees all day?

A photo posted by The Boat Company (@theboatcompany) on Aug 2, 2015 at 9:14pm PDT

18. Better to just stay home, where it’s warm, safe and dry. There are dangers lurking around every corner out there.

A photo posted by Alaska Wilderness League (@keepalaskawild) on Sep 11, 2015 at 2:50pm PDT