IN ACTUALITY, a bird hit the nose of the plane as it was landing in Calgary. I have no idea what kind of bird it was (a freaking pterodactyl by the look of it), but it caused quite a dent. Scary.
The initial delay was only supposed to be four hours, but now it’s turned into 20. That’s some bird! Do you think Chuck Norris is intimidated? He can fly a plane backwards, after all.