1. You see a fight break out because an ITP’er is pissed that an OTP’er thinks they’re from here.
2. People are going to Church religiously just to get drunk and sing organ karaoke.
3. There’s a fast food chain restaurant on every single street corner.
4. Someone just had a baby on the side of the road because of 2 inches of snow.
5. Two inches of snow warrants the term “catastrophic Snowpocalypse.”