IT’S A WONDER this guy still has ten fingers. With amazing speed and precision, the hero working at this Peruvian cevicheria can cut a lime so fast local media have aptly dubbed him the Limon Ninja of Peru.

Okay, go close your eyes and listen to the staccato of this guy’s chopping — maybe it’ll remind you of your fourth grade sister’s tap dance recital, or that raucous percussion band you danced in the mud to at that hippie festival last summer.

Now open your eyes up again and try to count the number of limes this dude’s chopping up per second. Nope, impossible.