1. We all hang out with Eminem on a regular basis, drinking 40s and smoking blunts.
Because it only makes sense that between the millions of people who also reside here that I would know him? Actually, no. I didn’t grow up with him and I don’t know his kid.
2. We all just drive to Canada for free healthcare.
Does that work? Clearly I have been living life wrong. Last I heard, Canada will unfortunately not pay for my healthcare should I get injured or fall ill while visiting.