1. You like paying taxes.
Although “taxes” is an obvious anagram of Texas, there are no state taxes here! Giving your hard-earned money away is so rewarding, but you just won’t get that chance here!
2. BBQ and steaks are way too good.
BBQ-addiction is a very serious health hazard. And there is no way to escape it in Texas. I’ve tried it once, and now I will crave it for life! And don’t even think about becoming a vegan… it will be impossible to stay away from those delicious steaks for a very long time!
3. Gas is ridiculously cheap!
So, I don’t pay taxes… they could at least let me pay the highest price for gas. But, no! Gas is so cheap here compared to other states that I feel embarrassed and don’t even dare mentioning it to people from California or NYC.