1. The Fruit of the Spirit
Also known as being served roast and corned beef, hot pepper jack and provolone cheeses, onions, tomatoes, mayo, and mustard, dripping with Deli Rose sauce and pressed together in an onion roll by a bunch of hippies at the Yellow Deli. Served with a side of Joy’s Special Chili and cream cheese pie drizzled with honey.
2. Pancakes from Aretha Frankenstein’s
The only plausible explanation for their goodness is that they’re crafted by the hands of breakfast deities.