1.
A normal friend will give up in an argument when they know they’ve been bested.
A friend from New York City will always have the last word.
2.
A normal friend will take a leisurely stroll with you.
A friend from New York City power walks.
3.
A normal friend complains when the price of milk goes up.
A friend from New York City gets excited when they can find a gallon of milk for less than $5.