1. Your parents wanted you to experience a white Christmas so they took you to Tahoe, but it felt weird and you froze your toes off.
2. Your family gathered a big group of friends and took Bart into The City to ride the Jolly Trolley where the train conductor would ring the bells to the tune of ‘We wish you a Merry Christmas’ and then you’d all go to Ghirardelli Square for hot chocolates.