1. Louisianians don’t ask “How are you?”… they say “How’s ya’ momma an em?”
A true Louisianian will run it all together: Howsyamommaanem? The phrase sort of sounds like “homonym.”
What we’re asking is, “How is your mother and them?” The “them” is your family, but your momma’s the most important.
2. Louisianians don’t “take a nap”… they “go do-do.”
The “do” sounds like “doh” as in Play-Doh.
Mother to her cranky baby: “Go do-do.”