17 Reasons to Feel Sorry for Everybody in Cleveland

4. Impossible to find good live music.

A photo posted by Beachland Ballroom (@beachlandcle) on May 17, 2015 at 4:37pm PDT

5. The neighborhoods are completely dead.

A photo posted by Justin Rosicrucian (@grizzk) on Apr 7, 2015 at 6:24pm PDT

6. Not a single slice of edible pizza.

A photo posted by gkrueger09 (@eatclefood) on Apr 26, 2015 at 10:37am PDT

7. This definitely isn’t one of the greatest orchestras in the world.

A photo posted by Life Is Try (@thorntonbrian100) on Jun 1, 2015 at 9:05pm PDT

8. Fresh local food is for losers.

A photo posted by West Side Market (@westsidemarket) on May 1, 2015 at 9:23am PDT

9. Seriously! No good beer!

A photo posted by marketgardenbrewery (@marketgardenbrewery) on Feb 26, 2014 at 2:03pm PST

10. Nowhere to go to catch a flick or 100.

A photo posted by ciff (@clefilmfest) on Mar 29, 2015 at 6:03pm PDT

11. There’s just no PRIDE here.

A photo posted by @luxecle on Jun 26, 2015 at 4:06pm PDT

12. We don’t know how to throw a party.

A photo posted by Captain Caveman! (@spats5k) on Mar 17, 2015 at 1:54pm PDT

13. Lake Erie is a dead zone.

A photo posted by Marisa Tingle (@marisa.tingle) on Jun 25, 2015 at 7:45pm PDT

14. Absolutely nothing to do there.

A photo posted by Sarah Soltan (@sarahesoltan) on Jun 12, 2015 at 6:21am PDT

15. Not to mention not a single good restaurant.

A photo posted by @cle_eats on Jun 28, 2015 at 6:05pm PDT

16. And food trucks drive straight through.

A photo posted by CLE Foodies (@clefoodies) on Jul 5, 2013 at 10:03am PDT

17. Just absolutely not a single redeeming thing here.

A photo posted by Cleveland News (@cle_news) on Jun 28, 2015 at 4:46pm PDT