Before I left for my first vacation in two years, my friends told me I should get myself a holiday lover. They said it’s wonderful: a love story with an expiration date, a total freedom to express yourself in the bedroom, a man fawning over you while you spend your leisure time doing whatever the hell you want.
It all sounded good, but I really had no intention of following their advice. I’ve always been a relationship type of girl, and my conservative upbringing discourages even kissing. So you can imagine that any sort of lovering is not only off the table, but down the hall, locked in a dusty room, and hidden under a bucket.