1. Australians don’t say “I don’t want to waste my time.” They say, “I didn’t come here to f*ck spiders.”
2. Australians don’t say that something is “really good.” They say, “That’s heaps good.”
3. Australians don’t call it a “petrol station” or a “gas station. They call it a “servo.”
4. Australians don’t say “it will be okay.” They say “she’ll be right.”