1. German, a face in need of a fist.
At first glance, Germans and Texans have a lot in common. In fact, so many German descendants are still in Texas after their homesteading ancestors came over they have a very distinct dialect – just ask one what a “stink cat” is. Nevertheless, the original language has such delightful insults, including something you might hear after a few too many Shiners downed in a Texas bar: backpfeifengesicht, or a face badly in need of a good punching.