I PICK MYSELF UP off the muddy ground. Trying to find my feet, I straighten the handlebars and run a diagnostics check, feeling for broken bones, bent rims and listening for the wet click of a fractured rib.
My injuries end at a raspberried shoulder and perforated ego. Days from now an ugly constellation of bruises would bloom on my legs and stomach but currently I am trying to make light of the fear I feel by risking more injury with a chuckle.