1. You dread Mondays, celebrate hump days, and get so drunk that you forget Friday/ Saturday/Sundays
If this terrible excuse for a ‘routine’ sounds like it describes your day to day, it’s time to pack your bags and take to the road. Anyone who considers wishing their days away a formidable excuse for living seriously needs to reconsider the purpose of life. Now I’m not saying you shouldn’t look forward to your weekends, but if you’re stuck with the Monday blues or find yourself watching the clock until knock-off time, perhaps you’re not making the most of your time on earth.