What NOT to do in Santorini, Greece
1. Don’t… expect Ios/Mykonos
Santorini is not a party island (necessarily). Yes, you will find clubs in the towns of Fira and Kamari (and, to be honest, I’ve had some big nights on Perrisa’s beachfront) but Santorini is not famed for its round-the-clock partying the way the islands of Ios and Mykonos are.
Do… love Santorini for that fact
Part of the charm of the island lies in its relaxed, have-a-frappe vibe. If you want a party, you’ll find one, but I suggest you take off your watch, put your feet up, and just savour the slow pace.
Perissa — the black sand village — offers the best of both worlds; chill out by the pool with a strawberry colada at Soul Bar or enjoy live music on the beachfront at Yazz. If the dancing mood strikes you, head to Beach Bar around 2AM.
2. Don’t… do a tour
There are loads of tours on Santorini: volcano tours, hot spring tours, boat tours. But the hot springs aren’t particularly hot (and the sulfur content is very high) and a closeup of the volcano is less spectacular than the view from afar.
Santorini is a diverse island that I find can’t be properly appreciated on a run-of-the-mill tour. You have to roll your sleeves up and dig in.
Do… create your own
Hire a quad bike, a car, or a scooter and start driving. It’s one of my favourite things to do on the island. You can cover top to bottom in a day and it would be difficult to get lost on an island of ankle-high grape shrubs and beaches.
With the wind on your windshield, you will see more of what the island has to offer, from cranky donkeys (not just the ones lugging tourists through Fira) to the island’s resident seal (he’s in a cave somewhere; ask someone in the know) to 10-metre rock piles in clear, turquoise water.
If you do take a wrong turn on your way home, pull over and watch the sun set — it’s beautiful, no matter where you are on the island.
3. Don’t… think the island is just Oia and Fira
Oia and Fira are Santorini’s most-photographed villages, for good reason. Blue-domed white houses draped with fuchsia bougainvillea, built into cliff faces and set against the backdrop of the endless Aegean. It’s hard to take a bad shot.
But there is a lot more to the island than just views of the caldera and pastel cliff houses. Make sure you see all the colours of Santorini — not just the white and blue.
Do… realise it’s so much more
Sunbathe on a ruby red beach. Have lunch on Perissa’s famous black beach or, for a touch more ‘surf’ and some ancient rock formations, explore Vlychada’s white beach.
Cliff jump in Amoudi Bay. Walk to a tiny church on top of the huge rock separating the villages of Kamari and Perissa. Gorge yourself at a traditional taverna in Akrotiri, your table on a pier that juts out into the flat Aegean sea. Go looking for old cave houses in Emporio. Find secret beaches near the airport. Cycle along roads for miles without seeing a another person.
4. Don’t… spend a fortune on a meal with a view
In general, the more touristed a village, the more expensive. You’ll pay more to eat and drink in Fira than you would in, say, Perissa. And paying more doesn’t mean it will be better food.
One thing I learned pretty quickly is that on this island you pay for location and view as much as you do your meal.
Do… get it for cheap as chips
You’ll find some traditional tavernas in Megalochori, Vlychada, and Perissa where the food is excellent and moderately priced. Try God’s Garden in Perissa, where the moussaka is as close to perfect as I’ve had. Or the lamb plate at Xani’s on Perissa’s main road — a generous portion for just 5€.
Dimitri’s in Vlychada is unassuming to look at, but serves up excellent seafood. And being that Santorini is such a beautiful and varied island, you can have great views from almost anywhere.
5. Don’t… expect everything to go smoothly
You’re on a Greek island so — take it from me — time is irrelevant. If something breaks, it will get fixed. If not tomorrow, maybe the next day. Or the next. Don’t sweat it.
The same goes for the water supply. Santorini’s is taken care of by very large trucks that rumble through every week and replenish residences. If you run out before it’s water day, you’ll just have to wait. Have a swim. I find the high salt content of the Aegean to be quite cleansing.
Do… as the Greeks do
Take it easy. Whenever I’m on the island, I take great pleasure in spending an inordinate amount of time drinking a frappe. I nap in the afternoons and sleep-in. I eat as if every meal is my last, particularly any of Santorini’s specialties like fried tomato balls or fava, and I drink the light, local wine like it’s going out of style.
Then I eat some more. I shrug, Greek style (which involves both a shoulder and a mouth shrug) if the bus, boat, or donkey is late. Or if it takes a village 90 minutes to organise a boat to ferry us away from a rockslide.
But most of all, I don’t plan my days. I just sit back with my frappe, put my feet up, and see what happens.
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