Christopher "Bull" Garlington is the author of The Full English," and"Death by Children: I Had Kids So You Don’t Have To!; a syndicated humor columnist, whose work appears in various magazines, including Chicago Parent, and New York Parenting; he is co-author of the wildly popular foodie compendium, The Beat Cop’s Guide to Chicago Eats. Garlington’s features have appeared in newspapers and magazines since 1989. He won the 2013 Silver from the Parenting Media Association's annual award for best humor column. He lives in Chicago with his [Attorney] and two children.