Thou shalt go eat Fish Fry on Fridays.
Fish Fry Friday is a Wisconsin version of New York’s Sunday brunch, lots of booze and socializing included. Come what may, you must finish your work week at a table full of fish while you judge a good fish fry by its cover, er.. sides.
Thou shalt not leave home without an icescraper.
Because you are a tough (but nice) Wisconsinite, you know how to deal with the brutal fivemonth long winters. Shrug when the rest of the country shuts down on a snow day, and simply pick up an extra pair of fire retardant, waterresistant, GoreTex fortified, subzero temps ready tundra pants. And an icescraper.