1. Your mother and father aren’t the only ones who meet you at the airport.
There’s Uncle Vinny, and Aunt Marie, and Uncle Dom and about a hundred of your closest relatives. You’re Italian for Christsake. Every moment, no matter how small, is cause for a celebration. Oh, and it will most likely be at Twin Oaks or the Calabrese Club.
2. You start wearing Sperrys and cable knit.
It’s not because you’re a prep, it’s because you’re a decent human being who understands how to dress in civilized society.