11 reasons you should never visit Ohio
EVER HEARD SOMEONE REFER TO OHIO as a flyover state? They’re totally right. You should never visit the Buckeye state. Here’s why:
1. The theme parks are just insanely boring.
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2. We’re going to ruin marching bands for you.
3. The variety of good beer is going to give you lifelong, crippling indecision.
Bringing a few friends to @clesummercamp on 8.2! Tickets at www.clesummercamp.com.
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Bringing a few friends to @clesummercamp on 8.2! Tickets at www.clesummercamp.com.
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4. You’re going to get confused about what real chili is.
5. Your irony receptors will explode.
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6. There’s just no music scene to speak of.
#WTMintheUK
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The Parade the Circle puppets are bringing the boogie! Fireworks start at 8pm! #RockHall2015
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7. Water sports aren’t your scene.
Hello #ohioriver
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8. The scenery is lame.
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A little bit of an edit but west side #ohioscenery #ohio_portsmouth_pictures
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9. Ohioans don’t know how to throw a party.
#halloween #athensohio #ohiouniversity #ou #ouhalloween
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10. It’s just a wasteland for sports fans.
Ya’ll need to stop talkin smack abt #lebron he be doin all the work #cavsalldayerrday
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#vontazeburfict #cincinnatibengals #linebacker #maddenmobile #nfl
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Since it’s Monday. #MCM #ColumbusCrew #HectorJimenez #Jimenez #16 #MLS #talentedandgorgeous
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11. There’s no culture.
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