EVER HEARD SOMEONE REFER TO OHIO as a flyover state? They’re totally right. You should never visit the Buckeye state. Here’s why:
1. The theme parks are just insanely boring.
Gotta love a quick ride on the Bat… did you know that when Top Gun opened in 1993, it was the last suspended coaster of its kind to be built? #arrowdynamics #legacyofarrow #suspendedcoaster #rollercoaster #thebat #awesome #cool #followme #kingsisland #kibestday #ki2015 #coasterexpeditioncrew
A video posted by Coaster Expedition Crew (@rollercoaster_expedition) on
2. We’re going to ruin marching bands for you.
3. The variety of good beer is going to give you lifelong, crippling indecision.
A photo posted by Great Lakes Brewing Company (@glbc_cleveland) on
Every Friday night we have $8 growler fills from 4pm to 9pm. Start your weekend off right with us at 1621 Moore St in OTR . #christianmoerlein #otr #thisisotr #moerlein #beer #brewery #drinklocal #cincinnati #cincy
A photo posted by Christian Moerlein Brewing Co. (@moerleinbeers) on
4. You’re going to get confused about what real chili is.
A photo posted by Skyline Chili (@skyline_time) on
5. Your irony receptors will explode.
For #fbf allow me to tell you west coast folk the story of #bigbutterjesus. This hideous thing was located in one of those megachurches back home, right outside of Cincinnati. The locals loved to make fun of it, and it was also known as #touchdownjesus. In what is perhaps one of the better acts of irony ever recorded, it was STRUCK BY LIGHTNING and burned down to the ground.
A photo posted by Alex Mera (@zerochance09) on
6. There’s just no music scene to speak of.
A photo posted by Kid Cudi ☁️ (@officialindicud) on
A video posted by Rock and Roll Hall of Fame (@rockhall) on
7. Water sports aren’t your scene.
A photo posted by Sarah Caywood (@sarahkwood14) on
8. The scenery is lame.
A photo posted by Nathan (@krambman) on
A photo posted by Ohio Scenery (@ohio_portsmouth_pictures) on
9. Ohioans don’t know how to throw a party.
A photo posted by David Gifreda (@davidgifreda) on
10. It’s just a wasteland for sports fans.
11. There’s no culture.
A photo posted by Brian Ewing (@shaggynpt) on
Top Airbnb picks