11 Reasons You Should Never Visit Ohio
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EVER HEARD SOMEONE REFER TO OHIO as a flyover state? They’re totally right. You should never visit the Buckeye state. Here’s why:
1. The theme parks are just insanely boring.
2. We’re going to ruin marching bands for you.
3. The variety of good beer is going to give you lifelong, crippling indecision.
4. You’re going to get confused about what real chili is.
5. Your irony receptors will explode.
6. There’s just no music scene to speak of.
7. Water sports aren’t your scene.
8. The scenery is lame.
9. Ohioans don’t know how to throw a party.
10. It’s just a wasteland for sports fans.
11. There’s no culture.
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