EVER HEARD SOMEONE REFER TO OHIO as a flyover state? They’re totally right. You should never visit the Buckeye state. Here’s why:

1. The theme parks are just insanely boring.

2. We’re going to ruin marching bands for you.

3. The variety of good beer is going to give you lifelong, crippling indecision.

Bringing a few friends to @clesummercamp on 8.2! Tickets at www.clesummercamp.com.

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4. You’re going to get confused about what real chili is.

It's Skyline time!

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5. Your irony receptors will explode.

6. There’s just no music scene to speak of.

#WTMintheUK

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#kidcudi

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The Parade the Circle puppets are bringing the boogie! Fireworks start at 8pm! #RockHall2015

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7. Water sports aren’t your scene.

Hello #ohioriver

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Living the good life👌 #ohio #kayak

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8. The scenery is lame.

A little bit of an edit but west side #ohioscenery #ohio_portsmouth_pictures

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9. Ohioans don’t know how to throw a party.

Looks like one big crazy party

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#halloween #athensohio #ohiouniversity #ou #ouhalloween

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10. It’s just a wasteland for sports fans.

Ya'll need to stop talkin smack abt #lebron he be doin all the work #cavsalldayerrday

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#vontazeburfict #cincinnatibengals #linebacker #maddenmobile #nfl

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Since it's Monday. #MCM #ColumbusCrew #HectorJimenez #Jimenez #16 #MLS #talentedandgorgeous

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11. There’s no culture.

Photo: Sam Howzit