1. Your vocabulary has a significant amount of “ch” words.
You can either love it or hate it, but you know dozens of words infested with ch: chido, choncho, chingón, chole, chamuco, chemo, chocho, chicho, chota, chimengüenchón, etc. People call you chilango and you use the lyrics of “Chilanga Banda” (popularized by Café Tacvba) to give spanish lessons to your friends, because that’s the way people talk in Mexico… according to you anyway.