1. That “no shirt, no shoes” policy is for real.
Going from the beach to a restaurant or store now requires a wardrobe change.
2. People are always bringing up McLovin.
Ugh. Just. Ugh.
3. There are roads where the speed limit is more than 55mph.
On-ramps become major stressors, and merging is now your worst nightmare. And then you miss your exit because no one will let you through. After you fail to exit, someone will honk, ride your tail, and flip you the bird while cutting you off.