Church lady food.
For those mornings when your mom spits out the harsh “Well, if you could go out with friends on a Saturday night, you can come to church with me on Sunday morning,” just keep in mind that at noon, you’ll get to feast on paper plates slammed with a meat and three vegetable sides, cooked by the trembling hands of butter-enthusiastic church ladies who can’t help but bless your heart as you cure your hangover with some greasy fried okra. And by the way — cornbread and mac n’ cheese? Totally vegetables.