1. You think Bono is an “eejit.”
2. Your attitude towards the perpetual rain is to be as unprepared as possible. You scoff at dry tourists covered in rain gear while you cower in a doorway.
3. You are on a first name basis with your garbage man, post man, local shopkeeper, and bartender and give them all presents at Christmas.
4. You now use the adjective “grand” to indicate that something is merely acceptable.