13 Things French People Say When They're Pissed

5. I’m getting swollen by this (Ça me gonfle).

Half way into the slide show.

6. Is my ass made of chicken? (Et mon cul, c’est du poulet?).

Do not answer this question. Bow your head in forgiveness for the lies you’ve been telling or run very fast.

7. I’m going to ring their bells (Je vais lui sonner les cloches).

You’ll be yelled at so hard that all you’ll hear is a heavy ringing in your ears.

8. Don’t push grandma in stinging nettle (Faut pas pousser mémé dans les orties).

You’re going way too far.

9. We did not look after the pigs together (On a pas gardé les cochons ensemble).

So don’t take any liberties with me, will ya?

10. It’s hanging at the tip of your nose (ça te pend au bout du nez).

You’re gonna get slapped.

11. Do I ask you if your grandma bikes? (Est-ce que je te demande si ta grand-mère fait du vélo?).

Mind your own damn business.

12. It makes my leg look so pretty (ça me fait une belle jambe).

If your words had the power to get rid of my cellulite, I’d care about what you’re talking about.

13. Mustard is coming up my nose! (La moutarde me monte au nez).