1. He believes that no amount of take-out is too much take-out.
On last count, you both ate out approximately six nights last week. And nope, you didn’t think twice about it.
2. He pulls up Google Maps when he gets into a taxi.
Only in New York do you have to be fully prepared to give turn-by-turn directions to a cab driver. You know not to hail a taxi until trusty Google Maps is locked and loaded. This isn’t London, it’s not a black cab, they don’t do ‘The Knowledge’. And if you’re in an outer borough, drivers are pretty much clueless.