1. You have at least one friend with party plates.
Sure, everyone tries to secure a DD before heading out for the night, but it’s so easy to start the night by saying, “I’ll just have one,” and then end the night by getting a DUI and earning the scarlet letter license plates.
2. Your first illicit sip of booze was in the basement of a friend’s parent’s house while they were on vacation.
I mean, let’s face it: you’re way more likely to get caught using a fake ID at some shitty bar than you are scattering into the woods when the cops break the party up.