1. “Does your uncle make moonshine in his bathtub?”
Why do people always assume that we make moonshine in bathtubs? We’ve got big, beautiful, copper stills for that.
2. “Wait, you don’t own a jacked up truck?”
Visit Tennessee and you’ll probably see hundreds of jacked up 4x4s with rebel or American flags painted on them. Driving next to them will be the thousands of people that actually like getting more than 15 miles per gallon.