1. Swigging moonshine like it doesn’t burn with the powers of hell.
Sure your eyes may swell with painful tears of regret and your throat may bleed like you just chugged a cup of flaming razor blades soaked in pepper spray, but dammit, if someone offers you a swig of some blueberry cobbler moonshine from a mason jar, you take it like a champ.
2. Stretching one syllable into two…or three.
Think the words time, like, and wine are all one syllable? Psh, yeah ri-ight.