1. You don’t own a coffee maker. What for, anyway? All you just need is a kettle for tea, and you’re sorted.
2. You kinda like mince pies. Well, not really, no one does, but it is Christmas time, so you’ll eat just one, thank you.
3. You deem a “nice day” any day it doesn’t rain. And by rain, you mean buckets of rain, because you now consider drizzle to be pretend rain and it doesn’t count.