1. “Go fry asparagus.” (Vete a freír espárragos.)
Leave, get out of my sight. Frying asparagus is just one of the things we can tell you to do. We can also send you to the shit (vete a la mierda), the horn (vete al cuerno) and many other places you shouldn’t repeat in front of children.
2. “I’m up to my balls/my nose/my bun/…” (Estoy hasta los huevos/las narices/el moño.)
Enough! I’m sick of it and I won’t stand it for much longer, so you better get out of here.