1. You’ve ridden the “Kobs Express” around Christmastime.
2. You’ve clapped upon (dangerously) landing at Toncontín International Airport.
3. You go to Los Toneles or La Cueva de Miguel to eat pastelitos de perro.
4. After school, you’d head to the neighborhood pulpería to buy churros and a Coca-Cola in a bag.
5. You’ve (religiously) watched “Multicolores Pops with Carlos Arturo Matute.”