1. You drive straight past a Buc-ee’s without stopping.
Just keep going until you pass the state line, please.
2. You ask people to stop calling you “ma’am” or “sir”.
Do you want them to stop chewing with their mouths closed, too?
3. You think Dublin Dr. Pepper is from Ireland.
4. You think you can drive across the state in one day.
Good luck with that.