1. The gift of flight.
You know how for millennia, humans would look up at the sky and dream of flying like birds, only to sigh about how it could never be possible? Yeah, we thought that was bullshit and fixed it.
2. Marching bands that people actually want to watch.
3. The best goddamn ice cream on the planet.
Who cares if you’re on Team Graeter’s or Team Jeni’s? We gave the world both.