1. Sketchy elevators
Whether it’s getting down to the subway or going up to your friend’s apartment in a building built in the ’30s, elevators in New York are sus as hell. Every time you step into one you’re playing Russian roulette (probably with some Russians, too).
Take a quick survey of the other passengers. Who is the weakest? Does anyone look particularly handy? This could be your family for the next 48 hours. Who’s going to be Piggy?