- Let’s go get something to drink at the water fountain!
- I think I’d rather go to a Bears game.
- You know, I don’t really care for fish boils.
- It’s Friday! I’ll have my fish baked.
- Man, Summerfest sucks.
- No thanks, I don’t like beer.
- I think we should sell our cottage.
- Those drivers from Illinois really know what they’re doing!
- Racing sausages? Never heard of it.
- We call those traffic lights here.
- German food is the worst!
- It’s too cold to tailgate.
- Isn’t a brat just a hotdog?
- Crap, I forgot to get my hunting/fishing license this year!
- I don’t think we get a lot of snow here.
- I’ve never been to Noah’s Ark.
- I’m thinking about removing the fire pit from the backyard.
- What’s Mars Cheese Castle?
- Booyah doesn’t have anything to do with food.
- Hold the brandy in my Old Fashioned, please!
- Can I chase my Bloody Mary with water?
- The state fair has terrible food.
- All the Sporkies sound disgusting.
- If you haven’t had a cream puff, you’re not missing out.
These cheese curds are just way too squeaky.