1. You’ve been to the Jack Daniel’s Distillery to cure a hangover.
2. You know that being served the “fruit of the Spirit” by the hippies at the Yellow Deli means devouring a Deli Rose sandwich.
3. You feel Bonnaroo is comparable to Woodstock.
4. You also feel it’s ridiculous that people consider Bonnaroo comparable to Woodstock.
5. Sundrop is your drink of choice.