1. “Where’s Johnson County?”
2. “I’ve never met anyone in 4-H.”
3. “What was that whole Brown v. Board thing about?”
4. “I can’t seem to find a country music station.”
5. “Farmers, who needs ‘em?”
6. “Tornadoes never do that much damage.”
7. “I-70 from border to border goes by in the blink of an eye.”
8. “I don’t have visions of deer darting out in front of me on the highway.”