1. “I only fly American.”
2. “I fired my tamale lady.”
3. “Gig ‘Em!”
4. “Luke Bryan makes real country music.”
5. “Today’s a good hair day.”
6. “I really love this wind.”
7. “Whataburger is so overrated.”
8. “Driving from Amarillo to Lubbock is just beautiful.”
9. “Could I get some steak sauce?”
10. “I’ll have a soda.”
