37 Signs You’re a Millennial in NYC
1. You never got to try a cronut. You were too poor and too hungover to wait in line.
2. Your ass looks fantastic after walking up and down five flights of stairs to your apartment.
3. You don’t actually “know” anyone who was born and raised in NYC. It just feels like after ten years, everyone is automatically a native New Yorker.
4. You know where the best $1 pizza slice places are.