1. We don’t have any traffic.
If you live on either coast, you’ve probably come to terms with spending hours and hours crawling in traffic on the daily, or getting really cozy with all kinds of strangers in public transit systems. Commuting in Wisconsin is fast and easy. Fewer cars on the road means you get to your destination quick and you can even drive with your windows down, breathing in the fresh country air instead of other people’s exhaust smoke. In fact, you only need to watch out for three things while driving on Wisconsin highways: deer, ice, and the occasional FIB (F*cking Illinois Bastard).