1. You’ve turned into an unapologetic weather snob.
Everything in your present location shuts down at the faintest rumor of snow. As you wake up expecting to find a snowpocalypse, you catch a glimpse of your neighbor out the window. She’s bent over and ‘shoveling’ a millimeter of snow out of the walkway with a plastic dollar store dust pan. You also stare, slack jawed, at the vehicles driving past with chains on their tires. All the drivers seem oblivious to the fact that there is no actual snow on the road. When your friends post gleeful “IT SNOWED!!” images on social media, you roll your eyes, shake your head in pitiful sympathy, and wonder how anyone can call rainy slop mixed with the odd snowflake anything other than “slush”. “Snow? THAT is NOT snow. You people have no idea what you are talking about. Amateurs.”