1. That we all love the summer.
Sure, there are the high points — surfing and paddle boarding at all hours of the day, Del’s lemonade, Taylor Swift’s Fourth of July party, just to name a few — but all this delightfulness is overshadowed by all those wasted hours spent in beach traffic.
2. That Misquamicut Beach (or really any beach) offers “low prices.”
Maybe for a basket of fries…The truth is, if you’re visiting from out-of-state, you’re going to be paying up the wazzu for the parking (if you can find any).