9 Reasons You Should Never Visit the Jersey Shore
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The beaches are gross.
Everyone there is exactly like the cast of Jersey Shore.
The food is crap.
There’s just no good music.
You’re just not in the mood for summertime partying.
Who’s ever had fun on a boardwalk?
There’s no good fishing.
And no good surfing, for that matter.
Honestly, you just hate joy altogether.
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