9 reasons you should never visit the Jersey Shore

The beaches are gross.

My View…#ShipBottom #NJ #JerseyShore

A photo posted by Katrina Cook (@kjporter83) on Jun 16, 2015 at 3:38pm PDT

” To me the sea is a continual miracle; The fishes that swim–the rocks–the motion of the waves–the ships, with men in them, What stranger miracles are there?”

A photo posted by Jason Worrell (@therealworrell) on Jun 16, 2015 at 2:27pm PDT

Everyone there is exactly like the cast of Jersey Shore.

Adventures await both inside the casinos and out in the water at this unique vacation city on Absecon Island. Primal Surf, a surf school in the calm Brigantine South Inlet, is a prime spot for beginners to get their sea legs. Lessons start at $50 for ninety minutes and include board and suit. 🏄 Read about twelve more surf school locations in our June issue! Photo by Sam Rosenblatt #surfing #tubular #surfschool #atlanticcity #summer #casinos #jerseyshore

A photo posted by New Jersey Monthly (@njmonthly) on Jun 16, 2015 at 1:47pm PDT

#wildwood #jerseyshore #lifeguardchair #cutekids #lollipops #Superparking #quebec #fun #boardwalk

A photo posted by @superbikeswildwood on Jun 16, 2015 at 1:06pm PDT

I believe everything happens for a reason. People change so you can learn to let things go. Things go wrong so that you can appreciate when things are right. You believe others lies so that you can learn to trust no one but yourself. And sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together – Marilyn Monroe. Leaning these lessons every day my sister❤️ #truth #hotsummeryogi #lululemonambassador #jerseyshore #tattooedyogi #veganyogi #wanderlust #wanderlustvt @wanderlustfest #namaste #beachyoga #badass 😊😎🙏🏼

A photo posted by Vanessa Van Noy (@vanessa_vannoy) on Jun 16, 2015 at 4:40am PDT

The food is crap.

#Repost @foodnfest ・・・ Pork bao buns on fleek @wildbamboonj — #noBSfood 📷: @bring_eat_on 🌎: Wild Bamboo Asian Fusion – 8 Ocean Ave, Long Branch, NJ 07740

A photo posted by Wild Bamboo Asian Fusion (@wildbamboonj) on Jun 15, 2015 at 9:21pm PDT

Come in for a drink and a quick bite to eat! Get a refreshing salad, a juicy burger or even a few sushi rolls! $3 Sam Adams drafts and $7 fruity frenzys ALSO: happy hour 3-6 everyday! #jerseyshore #sandbar #sandbarbrielle #brielle #coconutshrimpsalad #happyhour #newjeresyshore #shore #downtheshore #happytuesday #yummy #hamburger #cheeseburger #sushi #sushiattheshore #eatonthewater #seafood #seafoodattheshore #drinks #burgers #boats #fruityfrenzy #samadams #beer #getinhere

A photo posted by Sand Bar & Grill BYC (@sandbarbrielle) on Jun 16, 2015 at 11:39am PDT

We stopped by @watersedgenj in Bayville for this delicious pork belly special. On a nice day, the view there is one of the best at the shore! #jerseyshorelocal #waterswdgenj #bayville #oceancounty #jerseyshore #barnegatbay #barnegat #forkedriver #tomsriver #bricknj #howell #manasquan #pointpleasant #eeeeeats #thisisnj #njisallgood #jerseyfresh #eatlocalnj #drinklocalnj photo by @staceysez

A photo posted by Jersey Shore inMotion (@jerseyshoreinmotion) on Jun 16, 2015 at 10:23am PDT

Need a mid-day pick me up?!?!Do-nut worry we got ya covered!!! Stop by for “The Diandra”…amaze chocolate doughnut dipped in our fresh raspberry glaze & mini chocolate chips topped with Nutella & powdered sugar. See YOU soon! 🍩💃🏻 #thediandra #chocolate #raspberry #chocolatechips #Nutella #sugar #doughnuts #donuts #yum #treatyoself #nomnomnom #foodiefun #delish #jerseyshore #sweettreat #pickmeup #yesplease #snackalicious #BSDC #🍩

A photo posted by Broad Street Dough Co. (@broadst_doughco) on Jun 16, 2015 at 9:25am PDT

There’s just no good music.

#thirdeyeblind #stonepony #summerstage #asburypark #jerseyshore #semicharmedlife

A photo posted by Jon Casalaina (@jonniecas) on Jun 15, 2015 at 5:55pm PDT

repost via @instarepost20 from @aecks22 (Link in bio) Full review and photos of @gotrofficial #gotrstopover #seasideheights up now @openears_music! @mumfordandsons @alabama_shakes @jennydianelewis @thevaccines @dawestheband #marcusmumford #teddwane #benlovett #winstonmarshall @sheikhyhaand #thevaccines #themaccabees #jennylewis #blakemills #theverybest #littlemay #beansontoast #freddiecowan #taylorgoldsmith #felixwhite #orlandoweeks #hugowhite @waynecoyne5 #waynecoyne #flaminglips #openears #concertphotography #musicfestival #concert #nikon http://www.openearsmusic.net/gentlemen-of-the-road-stopover-seaside-heights-nj/ #instarepost20 another one of my favourite #bassists #teddwane

A photo posted by Claire aitchison Dowling (@iamtheeggman23.59) on Jun 16, 2015 at 1:19pm PDT

You’re just not in the mood for summertime partying.

⭐️CONTEST ANNOUNCEMENT⭐️ We’re giving 1 lucky fan a chance to win 4 tickets to see @SickInidividuals this #HavenFridays June 19th! Like + tag below 3 people you’d party with! Winner announced tomorrow at 12pm. #doac #atlanticcity #nightlife #havennation #ny #nyc #philly #ac #newjersey #jersey #jerseyshore #vip #nj #doacnightlife #nycnights #nycnightlife #phillynightlife #phillynights #statenisland #edm #goldennugget #havennightclub #havenac

A photo posted by HavenAC Haven Nightclub (@havenac) on Jun 16, 2015 at 10:15am PDT

ELECTRIC BOOZE CRUISE on Saturday July 4th in Atlantic City at Gardners Basin. Call for tickets 6097093203 Fireworks 9pm to 10pm Booze Cruise 11pm to 2am After-party 2am to 8am

A photo posted by Atlantic City🌴NYC🌴Las Vegas (@nightclub_promoter) on Jun 15, 2015 at 8:55pm PDT

Who’s ever had fun on a boardwalk?

YOU’RE INVITED! Come celebrate the carousel’s 105th Birthday this Saturday, June 20th! From 12pm – 2pm, FREE Carousel rides, face painting, balloonists and fun! Pier Grill will be offering $1.10 Hot Dogs & Pizzas for the Carousel being built in 1910! Also 50 cent Sodas! FREE horseshoes for the first 105 paying customers on the Carousel starting at 10am! #seasideheights #casinopier #carousel #jerseyshore

A photo posted by Casino Pier & Breakwater Beach (@casinopier_bwb) on Jun 16, 2015 at 6:05am PDT

Sunday fun day #jenkinsons #boardwalk #pointpleasantnj

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Munchkin in an old dive suit!#jenkinsons #diver #funday @moniquep811

A photo posted by Adam (@adamdavid_ocbjj) on Jun 6, 2015 at 10:38am PDT

There’s no good fishing.

Can’t beat a beautiful day on the water ⚓️☀️ #sharkin #jerseyshore #fish #offshore #sun

A photo posted by Nick Zemlachenko (@nzem) on Jun 15, 2015 at 6:27pm PDT

“Honey, I’m going fishing for the weekend”. Just glad my husband comes home with all of his limbs. Photo cred @nkapalski #goingonasharkhunt #ithinkweregonnaneedabiggerboat #b1ockparty #jerseyshore #skillz #mako

A photo posted by Amanda Rossi (@amandajeanner) on Jun 15, 2015 at 6:57pm PDT

And no good surfing, for that matter.

From out of the mist fog and rain walked @logan_kamen. Good luck in Cali. @isurus_wetsuits #barewiressurf #eastcoast #isurus #jerseysurf #searching #sharethestoke

A photo posted by Mary Dunham (@shoreshotimages) on Jun 8, 2015 at 4:00pm PDT

#njsurf #njsurfphotography #throwback #summer #jenks #jerseysurf #surfing #intrinsicmade #outtheback #thrive

A photo posted by laurensharkey (@lasharkeyphotos) on May 23, 2015 at 5:45pm PDT

5.3.15 Shadow Boxing. Another one from this morning. Randy Townsend ( @whereisrandal ) boosting and casting shadows. Check my Facebook page for more shots from this morning. #wave #surf #surfer #surfing #surfers #swell #surflife #surfphotography #surf_shots #surferphotos #surfline #socialabsorption #waveporn #surfinglife #surfphotos #surfingphotography #njsurf #njsurfphotography #saltybynature #eastcoastsurf #surflinker #coldwatersurf #eastcoastsurfing #jerseysurf #surflinelocalpro #surfporn #stabfullframe #surferphotos #sixmag

A photo posted by Jim Givas (@jimg0816) on May 3, 2015 at 5:57pm PDT

Honestly, you just hate joy altogether.

The only way to do breakfast at the #Jerseyshore! #porkrolleggandcheese

A photo posted by porkrollandeggs (@porkrollandeggs) on Jun 7, 2015 at 7:10am PDT

Starting to feel like summer #wildwood #wildwood365 #jerseyshore #beach #ocean #vsco #vsco_cam #vscogrid #canon #canonusa #canonphotography #canon_photos #summer #potd #shore #waves

A photo posted by Aaron (@medernachh) on Jun 16, 2015 at 3:45pm PDT

Penny’s first time playing in the ocean! I love this picture ☺️ #aunty #cousin #JerseyShore #NewJersey #ocean #fun #bestfriends

A photo posted by @urmyeffinstar on Jun 16, 2015 at 9:04am PDT