9 reasons you should never visit the Jersey Shore
The beaches are gross.
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Everyone there is exactly like the cast of Jersey Shore.
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#wildwood #jerseyshore #lifeguardchair #cutekids #lollipops #Superparking #quebec #fun #boardwalk
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The food is crap.
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There’s just no good music.
#thirdeyeblind #stonepony #summerstage #asburypark #jerseyshore #semicharmedlife
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repost via @instarepost20 from @aecks22 (Link in bio) Full review and photos of @gotrofficial #gotrstopover #seasideheights up now @openears_music! @mumfordandsons @alabama_shakes @jennydianelewis @thevaccines @dawestheband #marcusmumford #teddwane #benlovett #winstonmarshall @sheikhyhaand #thevaccines #themaccabees #jennylewis #blakemills #theverybest #littlemay #beansontoast #freddiecowan #taylorgoldsmith #felixwhite #orlandoweeks #hugowhite @waynecoyne5 #waynecoyne #flaminglips #openears #concertphotography #musicfestival #concert #nikon http://www.openearsmusic.net/gentlemen-of-the-road-stopover-seaside-heights-nj/ #instarepost20 another one of my favourite #bassists #teddwane
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You’re just not in the mood for summertime partying.
⭐️CONTEST ANNOUNCEMENT⭐️ We’re giving 1 lucky fan a chance to win 4 tickets to see @SickInidividuals this #HavenFridays June 19th! Like + tag below 3 people you’d party with! Winner announced tomorrow at 12pm. #doac #atlanticcity #nightlife #havennation #ny #nyc #philly #ac #newjersey #jersey #jerseyshore #vip #nj #doacnightlife #nycnights #nycnightlife #phillynightlife #phillynights #statenisland #edm #goldennugget #havennightclub #havenac
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ELECTRIC BOOZE CRUISE on Saturday July 4th in Atlantic City at Gardners Basin. Call for tickets 6097093203 Fireworks 9pm to 10pm Booze Cruise 11pm to 2am After-party 2am to 8am
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Who’s ever had fun on a boardwalk?
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Sunday fun day #jenkinsons #boardwalk #pointpleasantnj
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Munchkin in an old dive suit!#jenkinsons #diver #funday @moniquep811
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There’s no good fishing.
Can’t beat a beautiful day on the water ⚓️☀️ #sharkin #jerseyshore #fish #offshore #sun
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“Honey, I’m going fishing for the weekend”. Just glad my husband comes home with all of his limbs. Photo cred @nkapalski #goingonasharkhunt #ithinkweregonnaneedabiggerboat #b1ockparty #jerseyshore #skillz #mako
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And no good surfing, for that matter.
From out of the mist fog and rain walked @logan_kamen. Good luck in Cali. @isurus_wetsuits #barewiressurf #eastcoast #isurus #jerseysurf #searching #sharethestoke
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Honestly, you just hate joy altogether.
The only way to do breakfast at the #Jerseyshore! #porkrolleggandcheese
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Starting to feel like summer #wildwood #wildwood365 #jerseyshore #beach #ocean #vsco #vsco_cam #vscogrid #canon #canonusa #canonphotography #canon_photos #summer #potd #shore #waves
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Penny’s first time playing in the ocean! I love this picture ☺️ #aunty #cousin #JerseyShore #NewJersey #ocean #fun #bestfriends
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