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9 Reasons You Should Never Visit the Jersey Shore

New Jersey
by Matt Hershberger Jun 24, 2015

The beaches are gross.

Everyone there is exactly like the cast of Jersey Shore.

#wildwood #jerseyshore #lifeguardchair #cutekids #lollipops #Superparking #quebec #fun #boardwalk

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The food is crap.

There’s just no good music.

You’re just not in the mood for summertime partying.

Who’s ever had fun on a boardwalk?

Sunday fun day #jenkinsons #boardwalk #pointpleasantnj

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There’s no good fishing.

And no good surfing, for that matter.

#njsurf #njsurfphotography #throwback #summer #jenks #jerseysurf #surfing #intrinsicmade #outtheback #thrive

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Honestly, you just hate joy altogether.

The only way to do breakfast at the #Jerseyshore! #porkrolleggandcheese

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