The beaches are gross.

My View…#ShipBottom #NJ #JerseyShore

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Everyone there is exactly like the cast of Jersey Shore.

#wildwood #jerseyshore #lifeguardchair #cutekids #lollipops #Superparking #quebec #fun #boardwalk

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The food is crap.

There’s just no good music.

#thirdeyeblind #stonepony #summerstage #asburypark #jerseyshore #semicharmedlife

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You’re just not in the mood for summertime partying.

Who’s ever had fun on a boardwalk?

Sunday fun day #jenkinsons #boardwalk #pointpleasantnj

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Munchkin in an old dive suit!#jenkinsons #diver #funday @moniquep811

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There’s no good fishing.

Can't beat a beautiful day on the water ⚓️☀️ #sharkin #jerseyshore #fish #offshore #sun

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And no good surfing, for that matter.

#njsurf #njsurfphotography #throwback #summer #jenks #jerseysurf #surfing #intrinsicmade #outtheback #thrive

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Honestly, you just hate joy altogether.

The only way to do breakfast at the #Jerseyshore! #porkrolleggandcheese

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