The beaches are gross.

My View…#ShipBottom #NJ #JerseyShore

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Everyone there is exactly like the cast of Jersey Shore.

#wildwood #jerseyshore #lifeguardchair #cutekids #lollipops #Superparking #quebec #fun #boardwalk

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The food is crap.

There’s just no good music.

#thirdeyeblind #stonepony #summerstage #asburypark #jerseyshore #semicharmedlife

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repost via @instarepost20 from @aecks22 (Link in bio) Full review and photos of @gotrofficial #gotrstopover #seasideheights up now @openears_music! @mumfordandsons @alabama_shakes @jennydianelewis @thevaccines @dawestheband #marcusmumford #teddwane #benlovett #winstonmarshall @sheikhyhaand #thevaccines #themaccabees #jennylewis #blakemills #theverybest #littlemay #beansontoast #freddiecowan #taylorgoldsmith #felixwhite #orlandoweeks #hugowhite @waynecoyne5 #waynecoyne #flaminglips #openears #concertphotography #musicfestival #concert #nikon http://www.openearsmusic.net/gentlemen-of-the-road-stopover-seaside-heights-nj/ #instarepost20 another one of my favourite #bassists #teddwane

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You’re just not in the mood for summertime partying.

⭐️CONTEST ANNOUNCEMENT⭐️ We’re giving 1 lucky fan a chance to win 4 tickets to see @SickInidividuals this #HavenFridays June 19th! Like + tag below 3 people you’d party with! Winner announced tomorrow at 12pm. #doac #atlanticcity #nightlife #havennation #ny #nyc #philly #ac #newjersey #jersey #jerseyshore #vip #nj #doacnightlife #nycnights #nycnightlife #phillynightlife #phillynights #statenisland #edm #goldennugget #havennightclub #havenac

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ELECTRIC BOOZE CRUISE on Saturday July 4th in Atlantic City at Gardners Basin. Call for tickets 6097093203 Fireworks 9pm to 10pm Booze Cruise 11pm to 2am After-party 2am to 8am

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Who’s ever had fun on a boardwalk?

Sunday fun day #jenkinsons #boardwalk #pointpleasantnj

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Munchkin in an old dive suit!#jenkinsons #diver #funday @moniquep811

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There’s no good fishing.

Can’t beat a beautiful day on the water ⚓️☀️ #sharkin #jerseyshore #fish #offshore #sun

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“Honey, I’m going fishing for the weekend”. Just glad my husband comes home with all of his limbs. Photo cred @nkapalski #goingonasharkhunt #ithinkweregonnaneedabiggerboat #b1ockparty #jerseyshore #skillz #mako

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And no good surfing, for that matter.

From out of the mist fog and rain walked @logan_kamen. Good luck in Cali. @isurus_wetsuits #barewiressurf #eastcoast #isurus #jerseysurf #searching #sharethestoke

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#njsurf #njsurfphotography #throwback #summer #jenks #jerseysurf #surfing #intrinsicmade #outtheback #thrive

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Honestly, you just hate joy altogether.

The only way to do breakfast at the #Jerseyshore! #porkrolleggandcheese

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Starting to feel like summer #wildwood #wildwood365 #jerseyshore #beach #ocean #vsco #vsco_cam #vscogrid #canon #canonusa #canonphotography #canon_photos #summer #potd #shore #waves

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Penny’s first time playing in the ocean! I love this picture ☺️ #aunty #cousin #JerseyShore #NewJersey #ocean #fun #bestfriends

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