9 Reasons You Should Never Visit the Jersey Shore

The beaches are gross.

Everyone there is exactly like the cast of Jersey Shore.

Adventures await both inside the casinos and out in the water at this unique vacation city on Absecon Island. Primal Surf, a surf school in the calm Brigantine South Inlet, is a prime spot for beginners to get their sea legs. Lessons start at $50 for ninety minutes and include board and suit. 🏄 Read about twelve more surf school locations in our June issue! Photo by Sam Rosenblatt #surfing #tubular #surfschool #atlanticcity #summer #casinos #jerseyshore

A photo posted by New Jersey Monthly (@njmonthly) on Jun 16, 2015 at 1:47pm PDT

#wildwood #jerseyshore #lifeguardchair #cutekids #lollipops #Superparking #quebec #fun #boardwalk

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I believe everything happens for a reason. People change so you can learn to let things go. Things go wrong so that you can appreciate when things are right. You believe others lies so that you can learn to trust no one but yourself. And sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together – Marilyn Monroe. Leaning these lessons every day my sister❤️ #truth #hotsummeryogi #lululemonambassador #jerseyshore #tattooedyogi #veganyogi #wanderlust #wanderlustvt @wanderlustfest #namaste #beachyoga #badass 😊😎🙏🏼

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The food is crap.

#Repost @foodnfest ・・・ Pork bao buns on fleek @wildbamboonj — #noBSfood 📷: @bring_eat_on 🌎: Wild Bamboo Asian Fusion – 8 Ocean Ave, Long Branch, NJ 07740

A photo posted by Wild Bamboo Asian Fusion (@wildbamboonj) on Jun 15, 2015 at 9:21pm PDT

Come in for a drink and a quick bite to eat! Get a refreshing salad, a juicy burger or even a few sushi rolls! $3 Sam Adams drafts and $7 fruity frenzys ALSO: happy hour 3-6 everyday! #jerseyshore #sandbar #sandbarbrielle #brielle #coconutshrimpsalad #happyhour #newjeresyshore #shore #downtheshore #happytuesday #yummy #hamburger #cheeseburger #sushi #sushiattheshore #eatonthewater #seafood #seafoodattheshore #drinks #burgers #boats #fruityfrenzy #samadams #beer #getinhere

A photo posted by Sand Bar & Grill BYC (@sandbarbrielle) on Jun 16, 2015 at 11:39am PDT

We stopped by @watersedgenj in Bayville for this delicious pork belly special. On a nice day, the view there is one of the best at the shore! #jerseyshorelocal #waterswdgenj #bayville #oceancounty #jerseyshore #barnegatbay #barnegat #forkedriver #tomsriver #bricknj #howell #manasquan #pointpleasant #eeeeeats #thisisnj #njisallgood #jerseyfresh #eatlocalnj #drinklocalnj photo by @staceysez

A photo posted by Jersey Shore inMotion (@jerseyshoreinmotion) on Jun 16, 2015 at 10:23am PDT

There’s just no good music.

You’re just not in the mood for summertime partying.

Who’s ever had fun on a boardwalk?

YOU’RE INVITED! Come celebrate the carousel’s 105th Birthday this Saturday, June 20th! From 12pm – 2pm, FREE Carousel rides, face painting, balloonists and fun! Pier Grill will be offering $1.10 Hot Dogs & Pizzas for the Carousel being built in 1910! Also 50 cent Sodas! FREE horseshoes for the first 105 paying customers on the Carousel starting at 10am! #seasideheights #casinopier #carousel #jerseyshore

A photo posted by Casino Pier & Breakwater Beach (@casinopier_bwb) on Jun 16, 2015 at 6:05am PDT

Sunday fun day #jenkinsons #boardwalk #pointpleasantnj

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There’s no good fishing.

And no good surfing, for that matter.

#njsurf #njsurfphotography #throwback #summer #jenks #jerseysurf #surfing #intrinsicmade #outtheback #thrive

A photo posted by laurensharkey (@lasharkeyphotos) on May 23, 2015 at 5:45pm PDT

5.3.15 Shadow Boxing. Another one from this morning. Randy Townsend ( @whereisrandal ) boosting and casting shadows. Check my Facebook page for more shots from this morning. #wave #surf #surfer #surfing #surfers #swell #surflife #surfphotography #surf_shots #surferphotos #surfline #socialabsorption #waveporn #surfinglife #surfphotos #surfingphotography #njsurf #njsurfphotography #saltybynature #eastcoastsurf #surflinker #coldwatersurf #eastcoastsurfing #jerseysurf #surflinelocalpro #surfporn #stabfullframe #surferphotos #sixmag

A photo posted by Jim Givas (@jimg0816) on May 3, 2015 at 5:57pm PDT

Honestly, you just hate joy altogether.

The only way to do breakfast at the #Jerseyshore! #porkrolleggandcheese

A photo posted by porkrollandeggs (@porkrollandeggs) on Jun 7, 2015 at 7:10am PDT